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PARODY
Memory is the new world currency. Everything else is just an asset.
$DDR5 ▼ −0.3 % DDR5 slips; retail investors rush to download more RAM$DDR4 ▼ −0.0 % DDR4 unchanged, as befits a legacy bond$NAND ▲ +2.6 % NAND advances: your SSD is a blue chip after all$GDDR ▼ −3.3 % GPU premium narrows; MSRP spotted in the wild$DDR5 ▼ −0.3 % DDR5 slips; retail investors rush to download more RAM$DDR4 ▼ −0.0 % DDR4 unchanged, as befits a legacy bond$NAND ▲ +2.6 % NAND advances: your SSD is a blue chip after all$GDDR ▼ −3.3 % GPU premium narrows; MSRP spotted in the wild
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and since then

you made USD 394.80

in bitcoin you would have lost USD 50.09

paid USD 253 → worth USD 648 · +155.9 %

USD 253Nov 6, 2025 USD 648Nov 6, 2026
DDR5 2.6 × bitcoin 0.8 ×

Hardware prices, in gigabytes

iPhone Pro · 256 GB 2024 · 15 Pro: 237 GB → 18 Pro: 59 GB
161718 6 November 2026
Steam Deck 1 TB OLED 2024: 154 GB → 47 GB
PS5 2024: 119 GB → 32 GB
Nintendo Switch 2 2025: 120 GB → 25 GB

A red mark is the maker putting the price up. A grey label is a new model replacing the last. Everything else is memory.

Parody. Not investment advice and not a shop — a gigabyte cannot be bought, sold or exchanged here.

Sources, licences and method

Memory prices are USD medians. Every sum is converted at the exchange rate for its own date, so what you spent is priced on the day you bought and what it is worth is priced today.

Before June 2026 both our price series and our exchange rates are monthly. A figure for a particular day inside a month is a straight line between its neighbours, not an observation.

Data as of Nov 6, 2026, compared with Oct 21, 2025.